pinkliliess:

I’ll just watch one
Episode
Epison
Epason
Eason
Season

(Source: regretsabitch)

queenofadodi:

BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY

(Source: femburton)

(Source: checkitoutbeavis)

Jesus christ this cat is cute

(Source: sara-meow)

I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it.

meladoodle:

snakes are just angry ropes

  

blueeyedmenace:

I got something to say

I killed her baby today

and it doesn’t matter much to me as long as its dead

professorwerewolf:

1927 was a rough time for donuts. 

professorwerewolf:

1927 was a rough time for donuts. 

(Source: apanelofanalysts)

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

(Source: 2faceeee)

(Source: nosdrinker)

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place